How about..........we make up a new vocabulary of swear words!!!!
... Zunt'rouf grillik di zimetro bolo nuut hanuk elt ryp jumbe luentf.
^ This. My parents got annoyed with me because I slipped into the bad habit of taking the Lord's name in vain *grimaces*
So, I made up new words. Gibberish, all of it.
My parents, now, find this HUGELY annoying. I find it amusing ^_^