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« : August 13, 2010, 12:35:45 AM »

I feel like sometimes I'm expected to be able to fix anything that has to do with computers.

Honestly, most people ask me shit that I just look up on google.

That's it.

Google your own fucking problems.

Really.

It's not that hard.



If that doesn't work, the rule is this:



Problem exists between keyboard and chair.

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« #1 : August 16, 2010, 02:27:05 PM »

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. I love those. You should definitely print the flow chart and put it up in your office.

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« #2 : August 16, 2010, 02:43:54 PM »

I already tried that, got in shit.

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« #3 : August 16, 2010, 03:10:20 PM »

Awww... that's sad. At least you tried.
If Google can't even fix people's problems... then I think you're pretty much just screwed anyways.

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« #4 : August 16, 2010, 06:45:25 PM »

If Google can't fix your problems, go to the Dark Side and try Yahoo...


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« #5 : August 16, 2010, 07:14:31 PM »

If Google can't fix your problems, go to the Dark Side and try Yahoo...
What is 'yahoo'?

Google indexes Yahoo!, anyways.

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« #6 : August 16, 2010, 09:45:50 PM »

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« : August 31, 2010, 06:48:31 AM Metzuda »

It'll be no use their putting their heads down and saying "Come up again, dear!" I shall only look up and say "Who am I then? Tell me that first, and then, if I like being that person, I'll come up: if not, I'll stay down here till I'm somebody else"

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« #7 : August 17, 2010, 12:38:22 AM »

AHHHHH! Aaron, that flowchart is brilliant... far too true. Too bad it didn't work for you. I need this for my mom... she is ENDLESSLY asking me to come over and help her fix the SIMPLEST problems. Like, "How do I look at this picture... big?" even though I've shown her several times before!

I google everything. And yes, yahoo sucks. Though I'm liking Bing, I think.

I just wanted you to know that I feel your pain.

When so many hours are spent convincing myself I am right, is there not some reason to fear I may be wrong? (Jane Austen // Mansfield Park)

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« #8 : August 31, 2010, 05:41:43 AM »

This is my favourite way to palm off these issues: http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=Fuck+off+and+do+it+yourself


Also, why the HELL does that chipmunk shit play automatically? -.-'


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« #9 : August 31, 2010, 06:49:22 AM »

This is my favourite way to palm off these issues: http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=Fuck+off+and+do+it+yourself


Also, why the HELL does that chipmunk shit play automatically? -.-'
That link is great.

Also, I fixed the fucking chipmunk. God.

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« #10 : September 01, 2010, 06:29:41 PM »


Also, I fixed the fucking chipmunk. God.

THANK YOU. I stopped checking this page for fear of that stupid thing going off while I was in reception.... that's just what we need Mike Reynolds to walk into... ::)

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« #11 : September 01, 2010, 10:11:29 PM »


Also, I fixed the fucking chipmunk. God.

THANK YOU. I stopped checking this page for fear of that stupid thing going off while I was in reception.... that's just what we need Mike Reynolds to walk into... ::)
Pfft, surely he has a sense of humor.

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« #12 : September 13, 2010, 07:31:38 PM »

This is my favourite way to palm off these issues: http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=Fuck+off+and+do+it+yourself

Hmm... I'm loving this lmgtfy.com

I think I could see it coming very handy sometimes!!! Love it.

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