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« : August 13, 2010, 12:35:45 AM » |
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I feel like sometimes I'm expected to be able to fix anything that has to do with computers. Honestly, most people ask me shit that I just look up on google. That's it. Google your own fucking problems. Really. It's not that hard.  If that doesn't work, the rule is this:  Problem exists between keyboard and chair. Finally: 
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"Then you need 'chicken of the medicine cabinet' the turkey flavored aspirin that comes in a tuna can! 'Chicken of the medicine cabinet' brand turkey-favored aspirin. Look for the tuna can with the chicken can on the label!"

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« #1 : August 16, 2010, 02:27:05 PM » |
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. I love those. You should definitely print the flow chart and put it up in your office.
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« #2 : August 16, 2010, 02:43:54 PM » |
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I already tried that, got in shit.
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"Then you need 'chicken of the medicine cabinet' the turkey flavored aspirin that comes in a tuna can! 'Chicken of the medicine cabinet' brand turkey-favored aspirin. Look for the tuna can with the chicken can on the label!"

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« #3 : August 16, 2010, 03:10:20 PM » |
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Awww... that's sad. At least you tried. If Google can't even fix people's problems... then I think you're pretty much just screwed anyways.
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Duckie
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« #4 : August 16, 2010, 06:45:25 PM » |
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If Google can't fix your problems, go to the Dark Side and try Yahoo...
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« #5 : August 16, 2010, 07:14:31 PM » |
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If Google can't fix your problems, go to the Dark Side and try Yahoo...
What is 'yahoo'? Google indexes Yahoo!, anyways.
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"Then you need 'chicken of the medicine cabinet' the turkey flavored aspirin that comes in a tuna can! 'Chicken of the medicine cabinet' brand turkey-favored aspirin. Look for the tuna can with the chicken can on the label!"

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« #6 : August 16, 2010, 09:45:50 PM » |
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« : August 31, 2010, 06:48:31 AM Metzuda »
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It'll be no use their putting their heads down and saying "Come up again, dear!" I shall only look up and say "Who am I then? Tell me that first, and then, if I like being that person, I'll come up: if not, I'll stay down here till I'm somebody else"
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« #7 : August 17, 2010, 12:38:22 AM » |
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AHHHHH! Aaron, that flowchart is brilliant... far too true. Too bad it didn't work for you. I need this for my mom... she is ENDLESSLY asking me to come over and help her fix the SIMPLEST problems. Like, "How do I look at this picture... big?" even though I've shown her several times before!
I google everything. And yes, yahoo sucks. Though I'm liking Bing, I think.
I just wanted you to know that I feel your pain.
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When so many hours are spent convincing myself I am right, is there not some reason to fear I may be wrong? (Jane Austen // Mansfield Park)
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« #8 : August 31, 2010, 05:41:43 AM » |
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This is my favourite way to palm off these issues: http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=Fuck+off+and+do+it+yourselfAlso, why the HELL does that chipmunk shit play automatically? -.-'
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« #9 : August 31, 2010, 06:49:22 AM » |
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This is my favourite way to palm off these issues: http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=Fuck+off+and+do+it+yourself
Also, why the HELL does that chipmunk shit play automatically? -.-'
That link is great. Also, I fixed the fucking chipmunk. God.
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« #10 : September 01, 2010, 06:29:41 PM » |
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Also, I fixed the fucking chipmunk. God.
THANK YOU. I stopped checking this page for fear of that stupid thing going off while I was in reception.... that's just what we need Mike Reynolds to walk into... 
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« #11 : September 01, 2010, 10:11:29 PM » |
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Also, I fixed the fucking chipmunk. God.
THANK YOU. I stopped checking this page for fear of that stupid thing going off while I was in reception.... that's just what we need Mike Reynolds to walk into... 
Pfft, surely he has a sense of humor.
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"Then you need 'chicken of the medicine cabinet' the turkey flavored aspirin that comes in a tuna can! 'Chicken of the medicine cabinet' brand turkey-favored aspirin. Look for the tuna can with the chicken can on the label!"

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« #12 : September 13, 2010, 07:31:38 PM » |
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This is my favourite way to palm off these issues: http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=Fuck+off+and+do+it+yourself
Hmm... I'm loving this lmgtfy.com I think I could see it coming very handy sometimes!!! Love it.
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When so many hours are spent convincing myself I am right, is there not some reason to fear I may be wrong? (Jane Austen // Mansfield Park)
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