Challenge Accepted!

[Duckie]

So, I discovered that a certain someone did 120 posts in two days.

*cracks knuckles*

This ought to be fun.

[Duckie]

So, Duckie my friend, how are you on this fine evening?

- Ari.

[Duckie]

I'm pretty good Ari, my housemate is sleeping, I'm not entirely sure if his door is locked, and if he becomes a zombie in the middle of the night, I'll have no qualms tossing him off the balcony.

Why do you ask?

[Duckie]

I didn't, actually, you noob.

See, its these kinds of homocidal tendencies that make it hard for the doctors to properly figure out what's wrong with you.

- Ari.

[Duckie]

Noob? Bite me.

Wrong with ME? Don't you mean wrong with US?
Since, after all, you're just ONE of the voices in my head that I can bring out into 'play' whenever I feel like it.

- Duckie

[Duckie]

Wait, what?

I thought...but... huh?

One of? Who else is there? (Oo)

- Ari.

[Duckie]

Well, there is you, my little ant...

then there is James, he's British, you see.

there is also Charlie, he's mostly French, if the accent doesn't slip.

Peter... he's a strange one he is, moody and such, but quite the stubborn, firm type.

we also have Kin, he's a family type of guy. Very repressed. Sheltered. That sort.

Apoc... he's somewhat... Dark. He's what happens if you leave ME alone for faaaar too long. He's not called Apocalypse for nothing, y'know.

A couple of years ago, the main entity was Kieran... but he slowly became the irish 'side'.

Now, Duckie is the main persona. Mostly because Kieran's got that whole 'crushed, tormented childhood' thing going on. Y'know what I'm saying?

Uh... have I missed any?

- Duckie

[Duckie]

Uh... woah.

When do you bring these entities into 'play' anyhow, Duckie?

- Ari.

[Duckie]

Public areas.

Mostly when I'm shopping. Its easier to debate what food I should be getting, what I want, what I need and what bargains are around.

Its also a great excuse for the many accents that I seamlessly slip into whilst chatting.

The longer I'm in public, the higher the chance I'll affect the Irish.

You know that, Ari.

- Duckie

[Duckie]

Do you wonder what's going to happen when the rest of the folks come back online?

- Ari

[Duckie]

Not particularly. I've already cleared it with Metzuda... he just said as long as I didn't annoy anyone it would be fine.


Why do you ask?

- Duckie

[Duckie]

Well, its just that, normally... we'd be watching a movie or playing Cursed Gems, or talking with your brother or y'know, that sort of stuff.

Its been a long time since we've been typing random posts on a forum at 1am, isn't it?

- Ari

[Duckie]

Ari, I love you, but please, can you not mention Twimdb, please?

Or Sofwaef, or UCC.

Painful memories, dude.
Besides, if folk really want the story, they could just go to my blog.

S'ain't much stopping them, really.
Sides lack of motivation, perhaps.

- Duckie

[Duckie]

So... about this aforementioned Forum.

Why did you stick around so long, anyways?

- Ari.

[Duckie]

...Ari, what did I just say?

NO! I'm not going to divulge, man!

Jeez!

- Duckie

[Duckie]

Duckie, c'mon man, you've mentioned it now, you've gotta tell what's on your mind!

Sharing is caring, after all!

- Ari.

[Duckie]

... I knew a guy that used that phrase to try and convince a girl to let him f*ck her, y'know.

- Ducks.

[Duckie]

... shite. Sorry man.

I forgot. D:

- Ari.

P.S TELL ME!

[Duckie]

S'alright, you weren't active when Jay was prancing about being all arrogant and perverted.

At least my mind had a skull it could kip in after spending the day in the gutter.

His mind couldn't fit in his, so full of self-importance and ego, that he was.

- Ducks.

PS NEVAR!

[Duckie]

... sounds like someone that needs a good punch in the face, if you ask me.

- Ari

PS C'mon, I'll give you some money!